
I am finally back from my two week anti-vacation. We had the plague at my house and lost half of February and the first part of March in the process. We went “En Famille” to visit the Doctor, then the pharmacy, and then home to nap, some on the couch, some in the rocking chair. Being home sick is just as exhausting as going to work in my opinion, everything seems to take forever to think of and then execute.
Tea? First decided if you can swallow it, then drag sick self and sick baby to stove, fill water, light burner making sure to keep everyone’s hands, feet and clothing out of the way and wait for hot water. Find mug and tea, fill mug, remember to turn off stove so house remains intact and haul hot mug, sick baby and sick self to rocking chair. Try and sit without spilling hot tea all over self and baby, enjoy as much as possible with throbbing throat. Repeat as needed for bottles with medication hiding inside and all meals.
Making tea that first very bad day I was reminded of a few books…Years ago I read The Plague Tales Amazon by Ann Benson, a great historical fiction work that follows two physicians from different times. The story jumps chapter to chapter from Jewish physician Alejandro Canches who works during the plague-ridden era of King Edward III’s reign to Doctor Janie Crowe battling a global epidemic in 21st century America. The thread that holds the two stories together is the medical journal of Doctor Canches, which Janie now possesses, that holds secrets on how to cure the plague and other deadly diseases. The Plague Tales is good stuff, a nice blend of historical fiction, romance, and what-if possibilities..
The second book that came to mind has more to do with the story around it than the book itself. A close friend of mine picked up The Stand by Stephen King Amazon some 15 years ago for something to read while he helped his wife get through a particularly rough bout of a chest cold turned to pneumonia. He said that with each turn of a page, with his wife’s breath wheezing and rattling beside him, he became more and more paranoid. My friend said his thoughts ran wild “Sure she doesn’t have a super-flu, but just listen to her cough… Hmmm a fever, chills, rattle in chest, that’s what she has, same as the guy in the book…” He summed it up well “reading about sickness and living with sickness is a paranoia inducing experience. A well written story will do that, make you the worst kind of hypochondriac, books like The Stand should come with a warning label so sickies don’t pick ‘em up.” Too true.
By the middle of the second week I was too physically and mentally dejected to even think about reading. As I coughed, sniffed and dragged my aching body and pounding head around making tea, taking care of my son and husband, washing laundry, and monitoring everyone’s medication intake, it occurred to me what I needed. If I could just get my hands on the kind of outfits a 17th century plague Doctor wore I would be set..
Sure I would look like a giant freaky crane, but the benefits are clear. First the broad rimmed hat, worn low on the head would keep the heat in and looks smart (the well-groomed kind not the book kind). The full head, face, and neck mask has a beak stuffed with a blend of aromatic spices and herbs assuring the wearer a pleasant lungful no matter where they go or what they do. Crystal lenses protect the eyes, and I could probably manage to get them rose tinted which would only help my outlook on life. Finally, the full length gown covered in wax with leather gloves, boots, and breeches complete the necessary safety precautions. Not much gets in or out of wax, and clean up with a damp cloth is a breeze. I would probably eschew the long wooden stick to push away plague victims who got too close, I am after all caring for my family, but it might be nice to use to pick up things off the floor. Perhaps I could find one of those pincer grips you can use to get cans off the top shelf in your cupboards.Looking back from a relatively healthy perspective the whole costume is a bit much, but the beak face mask is still a good idea. I could always use a breath of sweet smelling air.
Doktor Schnabel von Rom (”Doctor Beak of Rome”), engraving by Paul Fürst, 1656.
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